In my opinion, summer doesn’t officially begin until the kids are out of school. As I walked up the driveway of the Amackassin Club yesterday to bartend, I could hear what sounded like a million kids in the pool. Ahh, the sounds of summer. Turns out it was only 4 kids and they were my cousins but still.
Anyway, I’m liking the AC more and more now that people are actually going into the bar. I made my first margarita and pina colada yesterday and I’m pretty proud of myself. I can tell those things are going to be big pains in the ass. Men’s and women’s “Adult Drop In” tennis is Thursdays ending at 6 which is perfect because then they all come see me. From what I gather, drop in is when they all show up and play each other. How it’s different from them playing each other any other time I’m not really sure.
A few guys came in and hung around until about 8:30. When they left, it seemed like no one else was in the club. The pool closes at 7 and there were no stragglers that I could tell. Of course just as I’m thinking that maybe I could close up a little early in walks Tom the Bullshit Artist, mentioned a few posts back, and I knew it would be all downhill from there. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy all the random conversations with these people and some of their stories and lives are pretty interesting. But it is a job in itself to pretend I’m very interested in all of Tom’s stories. I don’t know how the conversation started but somehow we got on the topic of all the fights Tom has gotten in. #1- 17 years old, right there in the bar of the AC. Ripped the phone off the wall and threw it at a guy. Blood everywhere. #2- Pernell Whitaker, world renowned boxer. The Marriott in Richmond, Virginia. Knocked him out cold in front of his two body guards. #3- Charles Barkley, yes him. The Omni Hotel in Richmond, Virginia. Got in the way of him macking on some chick.
Since Brian Sweeney pitched yesterday for Seattle against the Yankees and is from north Yonkers, he moved right onto athletes right out of the 914. Of course Tom coached Sweeney and is responsible for his fantastic pitching. I can’t really imagine what I must look like when he’s telling me these stories.
There was a lull in the conversation at this point and he had finished his second drink which is “his limit” and I thought maybe he would leave. Then he asked me to ask him anything about anything. Usually between a guy and a girl a question like this is loaded with innuendo so I just shrugged my shoulders and said “I dunno, you pick something” and OF COURSE he chooses to tell me why men are the way they are. I could have seen that coming from a mile away.
The conversation was complete with a diagram, filled with spelling and grammatical errors. Basically it goes like this- boys are faced with rejection from women since they are babies: first their mom, then their babysitter, then in grade school with their first crush, then in high school because the girls like older guys. Then, finally, in college they turn into assholes. That is the simplified version. His version was about an hour long. I guess he was right about a lot of things but it was all stuff I knew already. Of course I saved the diagram and was happy to get out of there once he finished up his ginger ale.
Fourth of July weekend is upon us and I could not be happier! We’re closing up early and then I’m headed to Long Beach to help Caitlin watch about 30 children. THAT should be interesting! Have a great one…